The IPKat's attention has been drawn to Community Trade Mark E3307444. The mark in question consists of the number '2014', which no-one would ever imagine to be the appellation by which next year might just be known. Applied for in 2003 and registered in 2005, this mark is owned by none other than the Comité International Olympique of Château de Vidy, Lausanne.
For most good folk, Olympic years are those which are exactly divisible by four, which means that the next 'real' Olympics don't happen till 2016. However, for the pleasure of winter sports followers and the relief of unbearable impatience on the part of sponsors, there are Winter Olympics too, in even-numbered years that can't be divided exactly by four. The next Winter Olympics will be held in Sochi in -- you guessed it -- 2014.
A quick peep at the specification for Community trade mark 2014 reveals that the Comité International Olympique (IOC) must have some grand conceptions for its commercial exploitation, it being registered for every single Class from 01 to 45. Not easily shocked or surprised by anything that the Olympians at the IOC do in the name of sport, this Kat has not yet lost his capacity to be amused. Among the following goods and services for which 2014 has been monopolised -- subject to any defence available under the Community Trade Mark Regulation -- are the following:
Class 01: fire extinguishing compositions [in case that famous flame gets out of control];
Class 03: abrasive preparations [useful when dealing with critics and the social media];
Class 05: preparations for destroying vermin [ditto];
Class 06: materials of metal for railway tracks [what!];
Class 09: cash registers [indeed, it does ...];
Class 10: artificial limbs, eyes and teeth [performance-enhancing spare parts?];
Class 13: firearms; ammunition and projectiles; explosive materials [starting pistols -- but what else?];
Class 19: asphalt, pitch and bitumen [seriously?];
Class 31: live animals [ditto];
Class 34: tobacco; smokers' requisites [not the best products to be identified with the healthy Olympic ethos, surely?].
Will next year's Commonwealth Games be in jeopardy? are the organisers taking a risk by using '2014'?
A katpat to Tony Willoughby, who first drew this registration to the Kats' attention