What better way to get the new week off to a wonderful start than to indulge oneself with the delights of a freshly-published UK patent. The IPKat is much obliged to his friend Ilya Kazi (Mathys & Squire) for this one, which turns out to be a Surveillance System. The proprietor is a company named Enjoy Birds More Ltd. Need one say more?
"You’ll need a Nurdle of toothpaste the size of a pea
Do circles with your toothbrush and you will soon see
Your teeth getting cleaner as you brush round and round
Wash the water down the plug hole with a guuurgl-ling sound".
"Theories range from a moratorium on annual leave until as many as possible permutations of features in pending applications have been filed as divisional applications before the October 1 deadline, through to too many delta minus semis offering competing courses or too many complete dummies’ guides to passing the EQE. On the other hand, it may be because of something they said during the infamous politically incorrect mock oral proceedings at the C Preparatory Seminar".