The Doc, as WIPO Director General ... |
... and as readers of this blog will meet him |
Geneva-based journalist, international institution expert and WIPO-watcher Chad R. Bocks, a keen observer of diplomatic trends, has reacted by confessing to “giddy anticipation” over the news of Gurry’s appointment. “When they take the step of letting an inventive visionary of Dr Gurry’s calibre stretch his intellectual wings, we will all finally understand the patent’s true place in the universe. He’s an industrious thinker, but don’t expect a novel,” he said. “Now that’s letting the spiritual leader of the creative industries get creative!”
In a presumably unrelated development, the WIPO Council has approved in outline the establishment of a two-tier “watch-list”: there would be an “A-List” of intellectual property weblogs which are considered to be potentially harmful to the intellectual property environment and a “B-List” of those which are seen as being positively detrimental to the aims and objectives of rights protection.
Weblogs on the “A-List” will be monitored by a panel of peers for signs of deviation from the generally agreed norms of intellectual property blogging. Egregious breaches of these norms will be met by the issue of a warning notice. Under a proposed “three strikes” policy, any blog receiving three such warnings will be transferred to the “B-List”. It is intended that weblogs placed on the “B-List” may only be accessed by clicking through a front page which carries an IP “health warning” that its contents are contrary to good intellectual property policy and morals. If there is any further infraction, the weblog will be taken down and the blogmeister will be ordered to undergo an initial six-month period of rehabilitation in which he will be required to read a prescribed list of corrective materials which reportedly will include all publications that emanate from the WIPO Press Room.
In response to a request for further information made by William New of the excellent and ever-reliable Intellectual Property Watch, which is based locally in Geneva, a spokesperson --who asked not to be identified by name -- explained that neither list has yet been ratified, but possible blogs for inclusion on the “A-List” include Howard Knopf’s Excess Copyright, which is known to have targeted the much-admired United States ‘301 reports’, Gene Quinn’s IP Watchdog (for shameless self-promotion) and Marty Schwimmer’s Trademark Blog for persistently applying humour to serious issues and vice versa. Favourites for inclusion on the “B-List” are the Lessig Blog, which is generally held responsible for undermining copyright values among impressionable young readers and remains visible nearly two years after its author went into hibernation, Against Monopoly, for allegedly defending the right to innovate, and the IPKat for its persistent criticisms of WIPO’s failure to protect the rights in its own logo [“surely some mistake!”, whimpers Merpel]. Implementation of these proposals may be accelerated to ensure that they govern blogposts from the GurryKat, who has affirmed his willingness to be bound by WIPO's weblog protocol.
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Roll on 02 April
ReplyDeleteThe fact that Dr. Gurry made the announcement before 12.00 wouldn't have anything to do with it, would it??????
ReplyDeleteGood one. "Chad R. Bocks" indeed. Ho ho.
ReplyDeleteGood idea to have blogs with a health warning. However, the current proposal is too limited: I would propose to have a health warning for all IP blogs stating that 'this blog is dangerous for your mental health, since it can distract you from your normal duties. Further, it is likely that you can become intoxicated by the moanings of the individual blogger, which prohibits you of forming your own opinion on the discussed subject'.
ReplyDeleteIf that would not be sufficient, I propose to limit access to IP blogs by asking a fee for every item that is read. This would not help the severely addicted, but it will prevent young professionals to catch the disease. Maybe these changes could be implemented next year on April 1, 2012?
As Nestle are based in Switzerland, should he not be the KitKat? It's a great coup, and I hope you don't tell us at noon that it has fallen through.
ReplyDeleteThe Kat obviously fell into the fishbowl.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of Akif Pirinçci's "Felidae".
ReplyDeleteKitKat used to be a Rowntree brand. After the brand was acquired by Nestlé the Canadian market was supplied from Germany, and the local plant was AFAIK shut. It just doesn't taste the same anymore.
ReplyDeleteFunny .. real funny! I hope the WIPO folks have a sense of human and had a good laugh!
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