An English octopus hailing from Weymouth on the south-west coast, Paul's talents were unrecognised in the land of his birth. However, taking advantage of the European Court of Justice's Bosman ruling on freedom of labour within the European Community, he soon crossed the Channel to the Continent, where prospects for a predictive octopus are rosy. He settled into his new aquarium, out-musseled his rivals and was soon (s)quids-in.
Hmm, says the IPKat, anyone can be an octopus if they really want ... |
"As the tournament progressed, the octopus's uncanny knack of selecting the correct box drew increasing interest from the world's media, culminating in his choice of Spain as the eventual winner.For the record, a documentary has been filmed, and books and toys are already planned for the Christmas market. A bachelor, he enjoyed the close company of his devoted keeper. A memorial is to be erected at the aquarium in his memory.
He became an instant hero in Spain, prompting a request to have him put on display at Madrid zoo".
The IPKat's recommended reading:
Report in The Guardian on Paul's death and the conspiracy theory
Spanish recipes for octopus here and [not for the squeamish] here
Paul the octopus in search of a trade mark in happier days: see Class 46 here, here and here
That cat has ten legs. Must be related to camel spiders: http://www.camelspiders.net/
ReplyDeleteKolpak rather than Bosman, surely? Unless Paul was already under contract to Weymouth Sea Life Park?
ReplyDelete@Tevildo: definitely Bosman -- ask Paul's agent!
ReplyDeleteThat's an octopuss, surely...
ReplyDelete“Now here's another clue for you all — the walrus was Paul.”
ReplyDeleteHowever, Paul’s memory may live on. Surely there could be some good business method patents involving a method and apparatus for predicting soccer tournaments. If some patent offices reject the apparatus claims on the basis of an octopus being a higher life form, we could have some good litigation to sort out whether the objections to patenting mammals carry over to octopuses. Or maybe leave out the claim relating to the living octopus and cast it as a food ingredient.
In any event, a pall falls over us all.
Methods of doing business aren't patentable! I may not be a lawyer, but even I know that. :)
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