When romance meets IP: be the charming date of one of our #HappyKat event attendees!

Irresistible!
We all know that IP is fun and sexy, but: can it be also romantic? 

The answer is 'YES!' when it comes to the thrilling opportunity that has just arisen in relation to our #HappyKat [this is the Twitter hashtag we will be using] event on 1st April, bearing the fun, sexy and romantic title 'Online Copyright + Enforcement = Happiness?'.

The event went sold out after less than 3 hours from its launch, and currently there are many people on the waiting list.

One of this Kat's friends got her ticket and happens to have a spare one, to share with a suitable WITTY, CHARMING and SINGLE IP man aged 26-36, who happens to live, work and love in the Cambridge/London area.

This young lady [let’s call her the Duchess of IP] is very charming, funny, and most clever. This Kat is confident to say that whoever is so lucky as to win her ticket – or woo her in the meantime – will have the time of his life. 

Interested? Then don't wait any longer and email whynotanipdate@gmail.com. Good luck!
When romance meets IP: be the charming date of one of our #HappyKat event attendees! When romance meets IP: be the charming date of one of our #HappyKat event attendees! Reviewed by Eleonora Rosati on Thursday, March 06, 2014 Rating: 5

10 comments:

  1. This is both ageist and sexist, you should be ashamed of yourself!

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  2. Anonymous @11:07: If I were you, I would also add discriminatory because you have to be both witty and charming to win the ticket, and possibly also have some sense of humor. Clearly you don't qualify.

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  3. Of course we do not know how long the contest is open for, and so cannot work out whether there is time to woo her in the meantime.

    I shall put on my special waistcoat and bow tie which I keep for wooing.

    The bow tie spins. Hypnotically.

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  4. Without agreeing with Anonymous @ 11:07, Anonymous @ 11:27 quite misses the point that a respectable "sense of humor" does not involve jokes at the expense of age or sex.

    I am certain that second anonymous does not offend first anonymous with the reverse low bar of qualification being missed. Such would not be a qualification that one (politely) admits to.

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  5. Dare me, Anonymous @ 13.02, I don't think this post is a joke. We're serious people, here.

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  6. Alberto, you need to read with a bit more diligence, as it seems that you missed the first two words of my post.

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  7. >Clearly you don't qualify.

    Because I'm female and under 26?

    It was supposed to be a little humorous, but it does rather expose one’s prejudices, doesn’t it.

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  8. "but it does rather expose one’s prejudices, doesn’t it"

    I suppose so, but it's not exactly a new thing that people have "prejudices" when it comes to who they want to date, is it?

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  9. Pictures please! Unless she really looks like the animal in the pic.

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  10. @Anonymous @12:47: If interested, send an email with YOUR picture to the address provided and the Duchess of IP will be happy to provide more information :-)

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